Lorenzo the Italian Greyhound
Small dog, huge personality. Built for zoomies, fetch, and boat days — with a strict “no distractions while eating” policy.
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Birthday is March 4, 2017 — so he turns 9 on March 4, 2026.
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About Lorenzo
The legend
- Italian Greyhound — sleek, fast, and 90% blanket-powered.
- He loves to run (the zoomies are not optional).
- Plays fetch like it’s his job — especially if you hype him up.
- Boat guy: wind in the ears, VIP vibes.
- House rule: do not bother him while he’s eating.
- He adores his new little brother, Colin.
- He’s already excited to meet his baby sister, Siena.
- Fun “real life” detail: you’ve mentioned using AKC pet insurance for him, and that it’s helped after the waiting period.
- Another real-life note: he’s had red/irritated paws before — he’s still the toughest tiny athlete though.
Quick profile
The basics
NameLorenzo
BreedItalian Greyhound
Birthday2017-03-04
Signature moveCouch → warp speed
Love languageBlankets + fetch
Favorite things
The greatest hits
- Running like he’s late to an important meeting.
- Fetch (especially when you throw it “the right way”).
- Boat days — maximum joy per minute.
- Being close to the family (ideally under a blanket).
Personality
What you should know
- Selective about attention while eating: respect the meal.
- Treat-motivated genius.
- Professional napper with sprint intervals.
- Will absolutely judge your throw form.
Gallery
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Zoomies mode
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Boat captain energy
Fetch supervisor
Blanket burrito specialist
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Family
The crew
- Colin — little brother and best buddy.
- Siena — little sister on the way (Lorenzo is already hyped).
House rules
Please comply
- No hovering while I eat. (Seriously.)
- If there’s a blanket, I’m under it.
- If you’re holding a ball, we’re playing fetch.
- If the boat is involved, I’m coming.