Lorenzo the Italian Greyhound

Small dog, huge personality. Built for zoomies, fetch, and boat days — with a strict “no distractions while eating” policy.

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Birthday is March 4, 2017 — so he turns 9 on March 4, 2026.

Today’s status

Highly scientific

About Lorenzo

The legend
  • Italian Greyhound — sleek, fast, and 90% blanket-powered.
  • He loves to run (the zoomies are not optional).
  • Plays fetch like it’s his job — especially if you hype him up.
  • Boat guy: wind in the ears, VIP vibes.
  • House rule: do not bother him while he’s eating.
  • He adores his new little brother, Colin.
  • He’s already excited to meet his baby sister, Siena.
  • Fun “real life” detail: you’ve mentioned using AKC pet insurance for him, and that it’s helped after the waiting period.
  • Another real-life note: he’s had red/irritated paws before — he’s still the toughest tiny athlete though.

Quick profile

The basics
NameLorenzo
BreedItalian Greyhound
Birthday2017-03-04
Signature moveCouch → warp speed
Love languageBlankets + fetch

Favorite things

The greatest hits
  • Running like he’s late to an important meeting.
  • Fetch (especially when you throw it “the right way”).
  • Boat days — maximum joy per minute.
  • Being close to the family (ideally under a blanket).

Personality

What you should know
  • Selective about attention while eating: respect the meal.
  • Treat-motivated genius.
  • Professional napper with sprint intervals.
  • Will absolutely judge your throw form.

Family

The crew

House rules

Please comply